Before you try to add any of your own qualities to this list, I suggest you take a hard look at my qualities and see if they don’t match precisely MY perfect candidate for the GOP Presidential nomination. From what I’ve been able to deduce from the conservative media, the perfect candidate for President MUST have these qualities;
- He/She must believe in God and practice their Christian faith with their family as often as possible.
- He/She must support, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies – both foreign and domestic.
- He/She must create a climate favorable to business where regulations and red tape are minimized to support huge growth and profitability of corporations.
- He/She must clean up the illegal immigration problem by rounding up and deporting as many illegal aliens as can be found.
- He/She must hunt down and eliminate terrorists that threaten our National Security.
- He/She must be able to prove beyond any doubt they were born in the United States.
- He/She must put forth programs that spur economic growth and job creation.
- He/She must work to improve education in America at every level so our children can compete in the Global economy.
- He/She must work with the Justice Department to track down, prosecute and jail corporate criminals.
- He/She must continue the war against drugs and child exploitation.
- He/She must work with Congress to pay down the debt even at the risk of losing the social safety net for the poor and middle class.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the perfect GOP candidate…
Barack Hussein Obama